Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
dude just wait until the banjo drops
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen