puppyblunt
just a pot smokin puppy, man.
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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

(via adolphinhitler)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via phobias)

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(Source: parkermurdock, via weedjoke420)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via jesussbabymomma)

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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(via heteroh)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via guy)

barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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(via tightvaginas)

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

(via refreshes)

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via oknope)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via doppii)

mom:what time did you go to bed last night?
me:that information is confidential
tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

(via jesussbabymomma)

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